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Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In the river bank!
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: Because she was stuffed.
Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between us, something smells!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frost bite!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinner is on me!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
Q: How does a vampire start a letter?
A: Tomb it may concern…
Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A: A wise quacker.
Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Q: What kind of water cannot freeze?
A: Hot water.
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nach-o cheese.
Q: What time should you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth hurty.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a window?
A: Kurt and Rod.
Q: Why did the mushroom like to party so much?
A: Because he was a fun-guy.
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
A: Better get dressed. The doc’s taking us out tonight!
Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
All those fans.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.