Kid Friendly Jokes As your little one’s sense of humor progresses, so does the fun. More-complicated funny stuff such as riddles and puns may also abruptly appear hilarious. Here are 35 humorous kids’ jokes – from basic knock-knocks to silly riddles – to share with your child, take to play dates, and bust out at birthday parties.
Kid Friendly Jokes are natural comedians so why no longer encourage them to get puny with these Children Freindly Jokes approved quips that require little to no clarification from parents. Just don’t be surprised when the comedy sketch goes past today! Scroll down for our silliest and corniest jokes yet.
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
A: Because when you find it, you stop looking.
Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
A: Dill with it.
Q: How does a vampire start a letter?
A: Tomb it may concern…
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9
Q: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
A: When the punchline is a parent.
Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.