Short Jokes For Kids The Best 50 New Short Jokes

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Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!

Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!

Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
A: Neck-tarine!

Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!

Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!

Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!

Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!

Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
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Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”

Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles

Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
A: Fangs-giving!

Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!

Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!

Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.

Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!

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